1. toripocalypse:

this patoot greeted me when I got home

    toripocalypse:

    this patoot greeted me when I got home

  2. sakibatch:

    ohgodbenny:

    STOP TEASING YOUR FAN BENEDICT

    HES LOVING IT

  3. Stop Chris Pratt before it’s too late 2k14

  4. anotherjourneybytrain:

    australian-government:

    I hate when people ask questions during movies like do you not understand that the movie purposly doesn’t tell you things in order to build suspense

    "Who are they?" "What’s going on?" I DON’T KNOW, I HAVE BEEN WATCHING THE FILM AT THE SAME TIME AS YOU, I DID NOT WRITE THE FUCKING SCRIPT.

  5. unionjackjumper:

    Shit got real 2nite

  6. dlubes:

    when you walk away from your friends to go fart in a far away spot and someone walks over to you

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  7. hylianears:

    micdotcom:

    Canadian music festival takes huge step against Native appropriation

    Follow micdotcom 

    From their announcement:

    For various reasons, Bass Coast Festival is banning feathered war bonnets, or anything resembling them, onsite. Our security team will be enforcing this policy.

    We understand why people are attracted to war bonnets. They have a magnificent aesthetic. But their spiritual, cultural and aesthetic significance cannot be separated.

    Bass Coast Festival takes place on indigenous land and we respect the dignity of aboriginal people. We have consulted with aboriginal people in British Columbia on this issue and we feel our policy aligns with their views and wishes regarding the subject. Their opinion is what matters to us.

  8. moosejesus:

    you know when you say something 

    and it’s just 

    why the fuck did i say that

  9. zeke93:

    zeke93:

    you wouldn’t download a girlfriend.

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  10. frauleinninja:

    lledra:

    sharped0:

    gobigorgoextinct:

    Steve Irwin in a Jaeger would be entertaining.

    Look over there. There’s a Catergory 3 Kaiju. Biggest one yet. 

    Ah’m gonna wrassle with it. 

    #yeah but who’s his drift partner. #a crocodile. #just a crocodile. #its not a special or humanoid croc its literally just a croc strapped in.

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    THIS IS THE THIRD TIME I’VE REBLOGGED THIS BUT I DON’T CARE BECAUSE IT HAS IMPROVED EVERY TIME

    • me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
    • them: no
    • me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
    • them: we're not
    • me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this
  11. sherlockednc:

    one morning Mycroft comes to visit Sherlock about a new case and he’s sitting in John’s chair when he hears a door open behind him and he turns and sees John wandering out of Sherlock’s room in his pyjamas yawning and John smiles at Mycroft a little too brightly and Mycroft turns back to Sherlock and rolls his eyes, ‘oh dear god, it happened.’