we interrupt this blog to remind you that in shakespeare’s day, and hamlet’s, suicide was guaranteed to send you to hell
and if you died without getting your last rites, etc, there was a good chance you would go to hell
so when horatio says to hamlet, “i am more an antique roman than a dane; here’s yet some liquor left”
what he is saying is, “i would rather follow you to hell than keep my chance of heaven without you”
this has been a post
"ur a giant fuckin dork" I say, trying to convey my great esteem and admiration for you as best I know how.